Retail Sales Up By 20%

High St retailers reported bumper sales on Saturday as KCC players were spotted trudging around John Lewis, Asda, Toys 'R Us and various other outlets in the Trent Valley as the weather put paid to any hopes of play.

This was a shame, especially for star guest Laddy, who was looking forward to tucking into a Seconds' bowling attack with as much gusto as his Friday night pie and chips.