Leggy Sees Sex In The City

The great British Summer put paid to any play for the second time this season.

The Firsts were due to entertain Kimberley. Sadly, the only action was at the tea table, as the squad tucked into Paula's pre-prepared tea, strawberries and cream the highlight.

Meanwhile the Stiffs drove through the puddles to Hucknall. Plenty still had mental scars from last week's encounter with the Afghan Express, but JB also had the physical scars, having chipped a bone even though wearing pads!

Skipper Cowlard had decided the only plan would be to fight fire with fire. He called up our own tearway quickie, Vinny 'The Tollerton Express' Tuckwell, and both limbered up with a gentle loosener at the bar.

Sadly there was no prospect of play, and no sign of an early tea, much to Leggy's disappointment. The Boss shot off in search of a doughnut back at the Field of Dreams to go with his popcorn ready for a trip to the Showcase to watch Sex And The City 2, once again writing his own headline.